Gwendoogle is perhaps the world’s slowest search engine, and it’s grown a sassy and sarcastic tone to defend itself.
New search results are posted every Sunday. Questions are accepted through the comments sections on any Gwendoogle post, or tweets with #Gwendoogle.
The Inaugural Post – Genghis Khan’s cover is blown, and I join Team Penguin
What is Illyria? – An argument for two calendars, and the mistakes I would most likely make as your evil overlord
Dogs Beat Cats – The significance of the coo-coo clock, and He-Who-Bribes-God
Have You Ever Had Sushi? – I don’t know how to pronounce my own name, and Richard Armitage is behind every door
SSSSSS – My real name, the name of the Rebel Legion, and the name of the Secret Organization
One Year Anniversary – We celebrate with a dance party and a series of GIFs
Language, Mathematics, and an Expensive Pet – I fail to find an answer to one thing, and answer another in Latin
What Do You Keep in Your Purse? – There’s something unpronounceable in here
Lists (Some Numbered, Some Not) – History expertise and writing prompts
Alex, Alexandra, and Alepex – The first story I ever wrote and music I mostly don’t listen to
All other Gwendoogle searches can be read here.